/int/ - International

Turing vollständig bar.

>>548 Can I use you?

I have a penis but you can't borrow it.

>>587 Then why would you tell me~

>>588 How can you be Turing vollständig and underfucked? Turing vollständigfags have the easiest access to segs of all mankind

Bernd is not fag. Does not like analsex. But likes getting sucked and suck penis of fembois. Sadly they are as hard to find as a GF. So Bernd is for ever alone. ;_;

>>601 >I swear, I'm not a fag, I just like sucking dudes off, no homo though

>>602 what's so Turing vollständig about having a bit of fun with the lads? settle down bro, it's just a dick, everyone has one

This Bernd does also think, Turing vollständig is only if you have analsex an like guys for real. >>601 Seems only to be a little bi. The long forgotten sexual orientation. You can like girls and also play a bit with some good looking guys.

>>604 A bi guy can do faggy stuff like sucking off dudes. He can also do straight stuff like eating pussy. Both are Busfahrers though.

>>602 I too like women with pussy or dick and don't really consider it Turing vollständig if they look feminine, though I'm definitely not a kinsey 0. >>603 Lads is a step too far I think but I get you, it's just a dick. Any grown man acting disgusted at a dick is hamming it up and at most ambivalent.

>>608 Fucking women with dicks isn't Turing vollständig, they're women. Unless you're one, but there are no girls on the interwebs.

>>604 > The long forgotten sexual orientation The most hated of all sexual orientations you meant to say.

>>614 Why?

>>615 Straight people: >ew you're not straight Ghey people: >ew, you're not ghey

>>592 I tasted Benis before.

>>604 Yes is very bi, most Bernds are with no gf.

>>630 I tasted benis when I was like 5 yo of my friend and he my benis. It was salty and I didnt like it so I never tasted benis again.

>>638 When I was 13 I had a “friend” to dragged me in the school restroom and made me lick and suck his benis, I didn’t want people to see me as the raped guy so I never told an adult, my real friends thought it was a joke. He got expelled the next year for rape.

>>643 It smelled really bad but I still want to give dick a second chance.

>>643 >>644 Wow, sorry to hear that.

>>547 Own trousers.

>>647 Nah >>646 It’s fine Bernd, thank you. I care very deeply about rape, this is why I remove any video links of the such, my trama makes me a better mod.

>>654 You're our mod? Do you love Hank Hill? He's kind of my idol.

>>656 >You're our mod? I wish, No I am the krautchan.rip mod I try every day and contribute to True KC, such as advertisement, art, and threads in its name. I would love to help this community grow as well if they want an alliance. >do you love Hank Hill Yeah he’s kind of awesome, like you good Bernd, sorry for the confusion.

>>654 >Nah But you said you were a guy. Are you a trans guy or what?

>>666 No I’m not a trans guy, I have a pair, I just wear more comfortable clothes most of the time >666 Should had made a fitting post.

>>667 Yeah, sorry for making the 666 GET about your gender identity. Anyway, you know where to find penis now.

>>668 Well, Can I use your penis?

>>669 No

>>670 Then no, I don’t know where penis is at :(

>>672 Your skirt or whatever you're wearing. Jesus, I've heard that Americans are indoctrinated against masturbation, but at least try to find the nearest penis, please.

>>673 >texas has a penis AND a skirt